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theoddjacket:

1938 Dating Tips via (oldhollywoodglamour)

• Don’t get naked
• Dont sit awkward
• Wear a bra
• Just dance
• Don’t talk
• Don’t show emotion
• Don’t show affection
• Dont be a lush
• Got it.

I’ve misplaced my boudoir - no wonder I don’t have a boyfriend.

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   Happily without a date if those rules have to be applied!

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   Dear Miss Vovna, This is why we fail at dating. Love, She

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    This is amazing.

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    I’ve misplaced my boudoir - no wonder I don’t have a boyfriend.

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    Don’t get naked Dont sit awkward Wear a bra Just dance Don’t talk Don’t show emotion Don’t show affection Dont be a lush...

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